I have consulted the oracle, seen into the future and now know the events of the game tonight before they even happen. I will share them with you, even though the oracle has recommended against it. The oracle can be pissy.
The oracle (which is really my ouija board, my lucky New Orleans dice, and my astrological mood ring) has spoken:
Zambrano's line: 8ip. 5 hits. 1 run. 1 walk. 9 k's. 116 pitches.
Howry pitches the ninth because it doesn't matter.
Cubs hit four home runs: Ramirez, Cedeno, Soto and DeRosa.
Final score: 7 to 1.
Long live the oracle.
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The oracle is dead. The oracle has been burned alive as a sacrifice to the baseball Gods.
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