We addressed the need for a left handed hitting outfielder! We got Joey Gathright!
Of course, he only hits a homer about every other year, but he's fast and he can jump over cars and pitchers. Look it up. Maybe he can play CF and jump over Soriano to catch balls in left field.
How's this? Outfield of Pie, Gathright and Fukudome? Nothing in the air ever lands on the grass.
Put Soriano at second base. Fuck it. Who cares? Look how good the outfield is!
Ah, nevermind. They'd never do it.
Looks like Furcal is going to be a Brave again. Good for him.
Teixiera will probably get 8 years at about 21 million a year. Good for him.
Peavy could go 4 and 14 with a 2.13 era in San Diego this year. Good for him.
By "good for him," I mean "fuck him" in case you weren't reading between the lines.
more tomorrow, I think. I'm very busy today. Good for me.
Sherm
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3 comments:
and by " good for me....."
The Gathright signing means Edmonds is gone...so we have that going for us. Realistically, Reed J. is gone, too. He can absolutely fly, hits 900 ground balls to 2nd base, and has a poor throwing arm. Didn't we have Juan Pierre 3 years ago? The ONLY good thing that could come of this is if Gathright hits leadoff and Soriano gets his ego moved to 3 or 4.
Joey Gathright? Hitler must be pissed! I hope this isn't the left handed bat they were looking for.
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