Thursday, February 12, 2009

Great big pile of nothing

I've got nothing. I've spent the last three days going from Twins to Brewers to Cubs and back to Brewers. (You can figure out the cities from the clues, Smitty.)

Plus, I've been sick, which always makes traveling in the miserable fucking cold that much more fun.

Nothing baseball related to report. Bud Selig might suspend A-Rod. Good luck with that. He might reinstate Hank Aaron as home run king. Good luck with that, too. While he's at it, why not reinstate Ty Cobb as hits leader? Better negate all of Roger Clemen's wins, too. Oops. That means the Yankees didn't win those games. That changes the standings. That means we have to play the last fifteen years all over again. Nothing counts. Time for computer generated baseball!

Well, it's 2am in OshKosh B'fuckme or wherever the hell I am tonight. More when something newsworthy, or funny, happens.

js

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only person who visits those cities so many times in Feb. is a pro bowler or a bull semen salesman. Pitchers and catchers start tomorrow, hopefully they all started about a month ago without much prodding (bull semen salesman speak). Here's to green grass, the smell of hot dogs, warm sunshine and halter tops coming soon. J Salzeider

Anonymous said...

Sherm- How is the bull semen sales going?

Adam Dunn is officially a Washington National so it must be a sad day in Shermsville. Don't fret, at least the Cubs still have your favorite pitcher, Kevin Gregg.

69 fan said...

sounds like Washington DC just became flooded with Bull Semen.. No need for a visit from Sherm.

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69 fan said...

The Fuckers are watching us.

Hire Jim Essian used the word "flotsam" this morning. his cannot possibly be a coincidence.

We have to assume they also know about our invasion plans for March 13th.

It's on bitch.

Anonymous said...

cripes Sherm, Oshkosh? Kill yourself now. Thats a long way from San Clemente. I hope you are moving gallons of semen.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone see the top 9 'could have beens' on the MLB Network?
JR Richards, Tony Conigliaro and others- cool stuff. JR Richards was nasty.

69 fan said...

I saw it.

There is a lot good about the MLB channel, about the only thing I can't watch is the home run derbys. They are slow and plodding when live, unbearable in rerun format.

Did Sherm get stuck in Wisconsin?

Anonymous said...

Sherm made it back from Wisconsin. Sick and miserable. Lost two or three nights of work and am catching up. Soon as inspiration strikes I'll be back with a fury. You'll see.

Anonymous said...

Sherm, I know it's early but never too early to plan the first annual SHERMBLOGSPOT baseball reunion at some ballpark, in some city with alot of beer. CUBS V, ?. Just a thought. J Salzeider

Anonymous said...

What about a Smitty Blogspot Reunion?

The guy deserves it!

Anonymous said...

Smitty has a blog?