Friday, February 6, 2009

Reunited

Cliff Floyd just signed with the Padres. Dusty Baker was furious at Red's management for failing to secure the black ex-Cub, and promised to lock up Tom Goodwin, Matt Lawton, Doug Glanville, Tony Womack and Freddie Bynum as soon as possible, said Baker's personal assistant and valet, Neifi Perez.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

psmitty.blogspot.com

Pics and all.

Anonymous said...

Camp 2009

Is there a web site of the pics like the last 2 years?

Anonymous said...

Now that's outstanding reporting. Hilarious. Don't forget Eric Patterson, another Dusty prodigy that got away.

69 fan said...

No photo web site... economising.

The Reds collecting ex-Cubs could, and should, henceforth be referred to as "Dustysam".

Anonymous said...

Or simply Dustsam, it flows better.

NEWS FLASH- SMITTY UPDATED HIS BLOG! Next scheduled update, May 15 20??

How come '69 fan' is always underlined and blue?

shermrants said...

1. It's wrong to pimp your blog on someone else's blog -- I got spanked for that by Jim Essian.

2. Smitty has a blog?

3. 69 fan is always underlined and blue because:

a.) He's sad
b.) He's a registered user under that name
c.) He's a black ex-Cub and therefore on D-sam's hit list.

(the answer is b)

69 fan said...

d.) It's hard to breathe whilst being a 69 Fan, and anoxia (todays word builder, meaning having insufficient oxygen) makes you blue.

I'm actually happy Smitty notified us of an update in his blog here in shermrants. How else were we going to know.

Some day mid training camp, we should all take a day and flood hire jim essian and possibly desipio with comments leading readers to shermrants. Who cares if they don't like it, increased readership wold only make it more amusing. There is a Friday the 13th mid march, perhaps I could suggest that day.

shermrants said...

Smitty has a blog?

February has a Friday the 13th as well, alas, not mid training camp. Perhaps we should flood HJE and the other every Friday the 13th. Forever. Until the end of time.

shermrants said...

Dbacks sign Tom Gordon.

"Damn" says Dusty (aka D-sam)

"Damn" says Neifi (aka Tattoo)

Anonymous said...

the wristband must still be telling Dusty what to do.