Monday, May 19, 2008

Great weekend

We should have swept the Pirates, though.

Nice to see Soriano is back.

But enough about baseball. I went to another Blues Fest this weekend (Doheny) and it was awesome, although I have a few comments:

1. Just because a person is a woman, it does not automatically mean she can dance good and that everyone wants to watch. Sit your fat ass down already.

2. Come November, I want to vote for the guy with the: I "heart" Cameltoe T-shirt.

3. Drunk people are funny to watch.

Okay, back to baseball. Need to kick ass in Houston this week -- put some room between the top and the rest of the Central. Edmonds should play all three games against the righties they throw -- we'll find out if he can hang. We're 3 and 1 in the Edmonds "era."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope an Astro hits a long fly ball to center and Edmonds suffers a career ending injury by running his homo face into that silly flag pole that is in the field of play, on that even more silly grass ramp out there. It'll never happen, as his fake hustling-ass will needlessly slow down so he will have a chance to dive and make it on Sportscenter.

Started "Replay" last night. So far it doesn't suck. You are right...fat, drunk, sweaty women need to sit down at all music festivals.

Anonymous said...

Edmonds will have a huge series and you will all love him by Thursday.

Anonymous said...

If I send you a book, it's going to not suck. Count on it.

69 fan said...

Does it count as the "edmunds era" if Edmunds did not play in the games involved?
Just why does Badmojo have such bad mojo for him anyway? Was it his dog that Edmunds raped? It must be more than simple rivalry,
was the sperm donor a left handed white guy from Missouri perhaps?
And finally, Sherm are you saying that Bill is running for pres again?
All questions that beg to be answered.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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69 fan said...

Not a bad effort for a dog fucker.